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Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

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Aww, sorry op, that's harsh. You can do better than that scumbag in any case.

#1 - On 01/18/2014 at 7:20pm by kalvmpr

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What a jackass. If he wants to be miserable with his ex, that's his idiotic choice.

#2 - On 01/18/2014 at 7:20pm by olpally

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