By jjjjjohn cena /
Thursday 13 August 2015 01:44 /
United States - Omaha
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MrThump
| 16
That's like don't bite the hand the feeds you........ Don't destroy the balls that created you.
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GrinchFu1
| 27
I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.
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IssacB
| 14
..Well it worked didn't it? lol sorry OP
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Nessco
| 36
Not sure it's the best way, I'd go with most effective.
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Regimental_Phan
| 18
Am I the only one who though that OP's name made this FML even funnier?
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trulypar
| 34
Well...you are awake now, maybe he was right.
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trollcrusher
| 17
Yes, awake indeed! Perhaps bawling, vomiting, newly sterilized... but oh yes, totally conscious. It certainly sounds like an effective way to get a guy up, just with some collateral damage. OP, I hope no lasting harm was inflicted.
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Kruitdamp
| 43
your son has a point
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MrThump
| 16
That's like don't bite the hand the feeds you........ Don't destroy the balls that created you.
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vikky538
| 28
You sir... Up you go.
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psychopolarbear
| 28
At this rate, he'll never have to worry about another kid putting him through this
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whassallt26
| 13
maybe he's more evil than you think and this is how he's trying to secure his place as an only child
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GrinchFu1
| 27
I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
If you think your own masochism is pretty fuckin hilarious, I'll appreciate my choice to live without making children that much more. Thank you.
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tdawg91
| 17
Ugh, my daughter like to creepily tickle my neck while staring at me with her eyes wide open.... So many heart attacks!
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johnny29
| 14
i feel sorry for you op, but maybe you should try to explain him that it's not nice to hit people in the balls
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bwinski
| 19
Sorry OP. Maybe he was just making sure that he was the last child you'll have...
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iwanttogotoparis
| 26
Don't you just love children?
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Highonlife1
| 10
well atleast you already have a kid, in case your balls are broken now haha
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