By jjjjjohn cena - 13/08/2015 01:44 - United States - Omaha

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Today, I was woken up to the crushing of my balls after my 5-year-old son thought it would be the best way to wake me up. FML
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MrThump 16

That's like don't bite the hand the feeds you........ Don't destroy the balls that created you.

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GrinchFu1 27
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I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.

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IssacB 14

..Well it worked didn't it? lol sorry OP

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Nessco 36
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Not sure it's the best way, I'd go with most effective.

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Regimental_Phan 18
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Am I the only one who though that OP's name made this FML even funnier?

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trulypar 34
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Well...you are awake now, maybe he was right.

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trollcrusher 17
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Yes, awake indeed! Perhaps bawling, vomiting, newly sterilized... but oh yes, totally conscious. It certainly sounds like an effective way to get a guy up, just with some collateral damage. OP, I hope no lasting harm was inflicted.

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MrThump 16

That's like don't bite the hand the feeds you........ Don't destroy the balls that created you.

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vikky538 28
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You sir... Up you go.

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psychopolarbear 28

At this rate, he'll never have to worry about another kid putting him through this

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whassallt26 13
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maybe he's more evil than you think and this is how he's trying to secure his place as an only child

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GrinchFu1 27
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I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.

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laden_swallow09 34
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If you think your own masochism is pretty fuckin hilarious, I'll appreciate my choice to live without making children that much more. Thank you.

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tdawg91 17
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Ugh, my daughter like to creepily tickle my neck while staring at me with her eyes wide open.... So many heart attacks!

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johnny29 14

i feel sorry for you op, but maybe you should try to explain him that it's not nice to hit people in the balls

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bwinski 19
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Sorry OP. Maybe he was just making sure that he was the last child you'll have...

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iwanttogotoparis 26
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Don't you just love children?

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Highonlife1 10
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well atleast you already have a kid, in case your balls are broken now haha

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theamazingd 17

I thought the saying was "Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey..." Clearly your son didn't get the memo.

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missjj1 8
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Isn't is "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey"?

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theamazingd 17

I was quoting My Name is Earl.

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