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By jjjjjohn cena / Thursday 13 August 2015 01:44 / United States - Omaha
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By  GrinchFu1  |  27

I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.

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  trollcrusher  |  17

Yes, awake indeed! Perhaps bawling, vomiting, newly sterilized... but oh yes, totally conscious. It certainly sounds like an effective way to get a guy up, just with some collateral damage. OP, I hope no lasting harm was inflicted.

By  GrinchFu1  |  27

I have a three year old little boy who either farts in my face or peels my eyelid open and pokes me in the eye. More often than not it's a poke in the eye. He thinks it's hilarious... It's a shitty way to wake up, but it is pretty fuckin hilarious. Never a dull day with little kids around.

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