Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Feelings
Today, my parents told me, after 30 years of marriage, that they are getting a divorce. I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I needed some comfort. While sobbing to him, he decided to dump me on the spot because my reaction to the news was "immature" and he wants an "adult" relationship. FML
Crossed purposes
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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DocBastard 38
It's ok for a real man to cry every now and the.ln. I cry whenever I hear Nikki Minaj because she's famous and I'm not.
shorty6823 28
Sounds like he's a bit too immature to be in a relationship.
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shorty6823 28
Sounds like he's a bit too immature to be in a relationship.
ananas99_fml 10
So true
MoeT8979 8
What's that have to do with maturity?
jackaced 7
That's referred to as man-boy syndrome. Nice that he whines to HER parents about it lol
MoeT8979 8
Females do that as well, what's it called when they do it?
revan546 24
49- I believe the term is "bitching"
HKCgrimmjow 15
You guys could be missing a big part here, did anybody consider the fact that they could have been together for a very long time and he could have built an amazing relationship with her parents? And sobbing after a break up doesn't make you a little bitch; it shows that you care.
MoeT8979 8
Well I was thinking the same thing but through this site I've realized that men get called every sexist name in the book: douche bag, asshole, prick, dick. But you need to realize, like I have, that coming to our defense will either get your comment removed, or attacked. And you obviously cannot call a female a ****, bcz that's is crossing the line. The names they call men are appropriate but once you use the "c" word to counter prick or dick. You have crossed the line. Learn the rules
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm well of the rules my friend. I'm the holy defender of men! The speaker of truth, the perspective that needs a voice. The shield against sexism. I. Am. BATMAN
ironichalibut 24
I . Am. The Man'sMan. *swoops away* *
charm4eva 8
#56--Agreed. I personally contacted my boyfriend's parents after he broke up with me. I wasn't looking to whine and manipulate them into making him get back with me, but because we were in a long-term relationship and his parents were like parents to me, so I thought they deserved to know. I still think that showed respect and maturity, not the other way round.
doodlecloud 26
Agree with 56. Over the years I've built up a relationship with my boyfriends parents. I couldn't just cut them out of my life at the drop of a hat. Of course I would at least call to explain the situation and say goodbye, maybe sort out other arrangements. My mum still visits her ex-husband's mum because they were so close and they divorced over 20 years ago! Calling someone 'too immature for a relationship' just for calling their partner's parents after a break up makes you sound too immature for a relationship yourself, or at least very ignorant of how a long term relationship affects other aspects of life.
shorty6823 28
I didn't mean to be sexist with the first comment. It'd be immature for a woman to do that as well. I don't get the idea that he was too close to the parents or else I think OP would say
KamiyaHaine 18
I agree with the above. To me, it sounds like it was a very short r/s & not much feelings were invested by her.
kristabelli 19
1/69 - Her parents were apparently one of the first people he called after the breakup. What on earth about that makes you get the feeling he wasn't close with them??? I think you made that idea up in your head.
shorty6823 28
Maybe I've just dated some bad guys then. But if it were me, and it had been a long term relationship, I would be too upset to talk to my now exes parents. Memories and what not
MoeT8979 8
Has nothing to do with dating bad guys
ElatedEarthling 15
Since when does crying over a breakup equal immaturity? I know that a good majority of people cry after their relationships end, it's normal. Heartbreak hurts.
mn_shr 22
Sad part is, I think most people react that way after being dumped.
shorty6823 28
I don't mean the crying. I've cried my fair share of times over relationships. I mean calling her parents.
ElatedEarthling 15
You ever think that maybe he was close with her parents? We don't know the situation. Perhaps she was breaking up with him because she wanted to do something dangerous like run away or commit suicide. In that case, it'd be encouraged to call her parents.
shorty6823 28
See, I agree about not knowing the situation, but I think it's more that he's close to the parents. If she was planning to run away or commit suicide, like you said, I think OP would include that in the FML. That's kind of a big event in someone's life, and I would hope OPs parents would sit and talk to her about it if it was concerning them or the ex-boyfriend.
pipinya 8
117 - earthling was merely stating that through the ambiguity of the comment, we can't make any personal, precise conclusions. Also, earthling wasn't proposing that OP was trying to commit suicide, those were just examples of how farfetched the situation could be
roxxyfoxxy3 25
-117 Maybe his parents weren't in the picture.
swordyx 5
I think he is being a gentleman by informing the parents and not treat them like a sideline character. A gentleman respects everyone and he is doing just that.
prljm10 10
He needs some new balls. You're better off without him.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Why does he need new balls, like I said he could have been in a long term relationship. If you've ever been in one you'd understand the feeling. Nothing to do with balls and he could have built an amazing relationship with his parents
TheDrifter 23
Beers with her father after a breakup is fine if you have a good relationship. Calling for advice moving forward, with a cracking voice, is also ok and shows deep emotion. Full on bawling is, unfortunately against man code and entirely unacceptable.
clever_name_here 7
I like your logic
whostolemylama 12
And who said sensitivity was dead! I see a great deal of it in that comment. OT: Don't worry I shared a bit of emotional moments, it doesn't make me a pussy or the need to grow a pair, it makes me human.
xcam1995 6
Why would you call your Ex's parents though? Backup? And Crying as well? Not only is that a punk move, it's incredibly invasive. Call your own parents when you have a pity party. Long-term or not.
mn_shr 22
Say you're close to the parents? What if he felt betrayed? For all you know OP could've done something horrible to her ex. Stop being so judgmental.
Wizardo 33
He sound alike quite performer and who calls the parents of the girl you just dumped? Sounds like dad is going out on a hunting trip...
JustAGirlOnFML 11
She broke up with him.
Wizardo 33
Holy cheese balls, my bad I read that completely wrong. Let me rephrase, why would you call the family of the girl that dumped you, surely you would call your own first. Rectification complete?
purpl3fac371 5
Maybe it was a last ditch effort for pity? Or maybe her parents we're like his own.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
-32 It sounds like this whole situation needs a counseler...or maybe a doctor? Also, it's possible her parents, like already said, were like family, and his weren't there..
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Wow. What a pussy.
evilraider 5
Yeah time to call his parents and tell them, "mam your son officially has a ******"
iAlissa 34
Or he was really hurt and needed someone to talk to.
Sheh_fml 25
A ****** is not a sign of weakness...
oNisao 21
He needs to man up.
jackaced 7
He'll have to go get his balls back from mommy first I think
mn_shr 22
You need to man up
DocBastard 38
It's ok for a real man to cry every now and the.ln. I cry whenever I hear Nikki Minaj because she's famous and I'm not.
RpiesSPIES 27
You're FML famous and actually have the talent do your job. Be content with that :)
Welshite 39
#11: Here's a coupon for the class I'm hosting next week: How to Stop Sucking-Up. *hands over coupon*
ColdplaySucks 18
All it takes to be famous as Nicki Minaj is to create shitty pop songs and sell your own body. I think I'd rather not be famous.
Joshwarrior 39
yes doc but did you call her parents and cry about her popularity? (:
gurly98 13
Why cry over her, she's just a douchebag who thinks she has talent.
Bakarra 22
^im like 90-95% sure he was joking...
RpiesSPIES 27
#22 It may be sucking up, and I had anticipated the downvotes, but that still wont stop me from being honest ;) No one in their right mind should be jealous of Nikki Minaj or anyone like her for that matter... Especially when they're helping others for a living.
i_luv_dogs 10
Hey just out of curiosity what song(s) have Coldplay copied or claimed as their own?
BlackRogue 8
You're famous doc! Your blog has over one million views!
buddy51 23
I think I have an idea of why you broke up with this sobbing clingy douche-nozzle, OP- I hope your parents told him he needed to grow some gonads and move on. Be strong, OP, and keep going away from this crybaby!!
mn_shr 22
I'll be sure to call you a crybaby when I hear of when your girlfriend breaks up with you
poopsi 19
Why are people so quick to say he is a crybaby? Maybe it was a good relationship that he thought could be more? Getting dumped is a horrible thing, and though it is inevitable, if it was a good relationship crying is completely normal.
buddy51 23
#104..... Ohhhhh I'm calling your parents and crying to them because of your mean mean comment to me!!!
Fluffydemise 18
I hope your parents laughed at him.
Joshwarrior 39
No one likes a tattletale :P I understand him calling his but yours is just weird, I hope they don't stay friends with him if you guys aren't.
Bakarra 22
He probably figures if they stay friends that OPs mom will let him have his wedding in OPs backyard
Joshwarrior 39
yeah i was thinking of that one too =/ god i would be so pissed if my parents did that if me and my ex weren't on good terms and talked about it first. Ironically my 2nd gf's parents called me and told me they still loved me and i should come back whenever after she broke up with me lol i didn't take them up on the offer.
SmittyKick 18
That's when you know his parents don't love him
gracehi 31
Which is perhaps why he's so insecure...