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Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11879) - you deserved it (44083)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

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YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.

#5 - On 10/30/2012 at 11:05am by PowerRussia

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Watch out for flying plates when you are driving. O.O

#2 - On 10/30/2012 at 11:03am by NoorFML

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