Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

by TheMissMuffly / 07/31/2012 at 11:53am / United States (Illinois) / Love

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  • it was a mistake but I don't blame him for getting turned off.

    #1 - On 07/31/2012 at 12:57pm by missyj0

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  • ....the dead goldfish?
    The drugs?
    Oh, wait. That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it...

    #6 - On 07/31/2012 at 12:59pm by SqueakyChipmunk

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