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Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML


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On 07/16/2012 at 12:21am - love - by BC94 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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I really hope you left the movie and didn't let him to have that satisfaction.

#1 - On 07/16/2012 at 6:20am by taracrane1

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As soon as he pulled this stunt you should have left instantly. He is not worth your time, obviously.

#4 - On 07/16/2012 at 6:24am by KBeatz

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