Today, I am defending a client on trial for perjury. She is a sweet girl and the first person I've loved in years, but she keeps doing everything she can to make herself look guilty in front of the jury. Now I'm having a daily crisis of conscience in the middle of the courtroom. FML

by chieftain / 05/09/2012 at 3:34pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Love

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  • You're defending her, do all the talking and tape her mouth shut or something. That doesn't look suspicious at all.

    #1 - On 05/09/2012 at 4:48pm by Glitterhinoceros

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  • Well, at least your being professional- oh no wait...

    #4 - On 05/09/2012 at 4:50pm by asdaasdaasda

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