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Today, feeling desperate, I asked my dad for advice on how to get a girl. He asked me why I want to even date. I panicked and said I just wanted to make someone happy. He told me that if I wanted to make someone happy, I should "just start by getting a goddamn vasectomy". FML


I agree, your life sucks (20955) - you deserved it (2505)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:01pm - love - by AnonymousUser (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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That was a bit harsh

#1 - On 05/04/2012 at 11:32pm by FMLouis

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Ask if he can find you a coupon

#2 - On 05/04/2012 at 11:32pm by BruisedGiraffe

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