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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20794) - you deserved it (3880)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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You call your hand, "Jill?" Good name I suppose. I call my fancy shower head, "Leo."

#3 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:14pm by gracehi

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Explain it to your girlfriend if she's a keeper she'll understand. If she doesn't, you're probably better off with Jill. . .

#4 - On 04/03/2012 at 6:14pm by mjoyn98

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