Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

by Brian / 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm / United States (Washington) / Love

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  • See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways.

    If you know what I mean.

    #1 - On 03/18/2012 at 4:17am by gntfmlingnow

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  • Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

    #9 - On 03/18/2012 at 4:29am by DKjazz

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