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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20127) - you deserved it (2087)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:59am - love - by 1.30am (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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You're better off. If he doesn't have the balls and decency to confront you in person to tell you something like that.

#1 - On 02/10/2012 at 12:45pm by dva976

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1 30 am I think he was with another girl

#4 - On 02/10/2012 at 12:51pm by eigelste

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