Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

by Anonymous / 11/28/2011 at 10:31am / Love

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    Objective: To find the guy of your dreams and greet him WITHOUT being intoxicated

    Reward: The best one night stand you have ever had

    Things needed for this Quest: Common Sense

    #3 - On 11/28/2011 at 12:46pm by happyhak

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  • You had your chance and you blew it. What was his name anyways?

    #1 - On 11/28/2011 at 12:44pm by DallasMavs

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