By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
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happyhak 5

QUEST START Objective: To find the guy of your dreams and greet him WITHOUT being intoxicated Reward: The best one night stand you have ever had Things needed for this Quest: Common Sense

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DallasMavs 3

You had your chance and you blew it. What was his name anyways?

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boardforlife 0

Bahahahaha I woulda been like ummm gross gtfo lol

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perdix 29

Once a co-worker told me his baby's name and I told him that was the same as my dog's. I got fired that afternoon. People don't take that info so well. Or maybe it's because I told my co-worker that my dog was the cuter one with that name. (It was true . . . Ugly ******* baby.)

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MsCane 6

That is too funny. I can't believe you got fired for that though.

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perdix 29

Don't believe it. I actually quit that job and got fired from the next because I didn't want to go along with my South American unrepentant Nazi child molester boss. But that's another story.

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Jeez... I. I don't even know how to respond to that.

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goldfishgod 20

I have such a big ******* crush on Perdix.

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DrDilllonReese 12

83- you just don't respond to that. Sit in silence.

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Souners 3

Maybe it's you're puppy who has the same name as him.

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bobbycorwen 5

It is you are puppy.

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Carrotkidd15 5

His name was flapjack? Or wishbone?

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bitchslapped22 14

Who the hell would call a dog Flapjack?

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deviable 9

I remember there was a show about a detective dog named Wishbone.

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evilplatypus 38

He wasn't a detective. He retold classic stories.

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juwood 7

24 - Are you thinking about that crime dog, McGriff or McGruff or whatever?

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lmaoatall 6

You must have met the real Barky Von Schnouzer.

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lmaoatall 6

Wait!!! I got it! Op met boners!!

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ikickgingers 15

"Did not take it well" and "hit it and quit it" are synonymous?

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ikickgingers 15

I want to meet my dogs namesake. :(

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perdix 29

I met it! He was very unpopular among the Irish Setters.

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sarah2144 14

I want to meet my dog's namesake too! My dog's namesake is Peyton Manning. That would be pretty cool.

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perdix 29

I may have misread. I read "dog namesake" instead of "dog's namesake" (apostrophe mine). At the dog park, someone had a terrier called "I Kick Gingers" and it nipped at the Viszlas and peed on the Irish Setters.

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MsCane 6

You cannot be held responsible for your actions if you were that drunk.

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evilplatypus 38

Tell that to drunk drivers. Contracts (verbal and written) are null and void if signed/agreed to while intoxicated. First impressions, alas (or thankfully), are not.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Yes, you can you dope. It was your choice to drink more than you can handle, the consequences are all yours.

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MsCane 6

In a stupid ass situation like this, you don't have to be, you dope.

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DFlit1 0

Anyone who gets piss drunk deserves just about anything bad that happens to them that not, this is all OP's fault

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MsCane 6

That sounds utterly ******* ridiculous. Nobody was talking about killing someone. What is your problem? Being drunk and laughing about someone 's name has nothing to do with drunk driving. Lighten the **** up!

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Ins0mau 20

God! Not everyone that gets drunk is a drunk driver! FFS!

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MsCane 6

That's exactly the point I was trying to make.

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saddgurl 0

Well now u can go talk to him about how sorry you are:)

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