Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
by poopcoloredeyes / 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
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What the hell does he put in his salad?
#1 - On 10/31/2011 at 4:57pm by SexyHindu
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#2 - On 10/31/2011 at 4:57pm by Lanceeden
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