Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, despite the fact that we love each other and are perfect together, my boyfriend still refuses to leave his wife. Apparently it will "mess his kids up." FML
Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, I'm in love with my friend, and he's in love with me. The problem? We're both married to other people. We're not acting on it and we're going to do the right thing, which is letting it go, but my heart is broken in a million pieces right now. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
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diceplaya 12
Find someone else, dont ruin the family
Tyger44 1
There should be an ad here somewhere which says"hot single men in your area"..clik it
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Comments (167)
diceplaya 12
Find someone else, dont ruin the family
nalia18 8
That *beeeepping* *beeep* how does he have a wife when he is *beeeeeeeeping* every person he *beeeeeeeping* sees.....
whydoyoufear 2
But why? The more the merrier :D
LiveLaughFML 10
tell your ex who you're still inlove with that he needs to get over the fact that you'll never be together again.
ZealIFeel 7
Yeah, don't "ruin" the family. They sound like a model for perfection. Seriously though, your ex is a prick.
enonymous 9
I agree with 1 find someone else. Like a nice Internet creeper. Faithful, will always tag you in Facebook pictures, will send creepy love letters and may even use the Van Gogh move on you. Some of my ... I mean these guys... Great qualities
EvilPotato 15
OP should let his wife know what happened.
bizarre_ftw 22
38 - yeah, but at least she'll be able to live with herself. and sleep at night..... :)
Dante17 6
Even though, what makes u think he won't do the same thing he is doing but with u? Don't u think he'll cheat on u too "IF" he were with u?
MerrikBarbarian 9
12- your icon is rather appropriate to you comment :p
greeneyesFTWlol 8
don't get back with him and tell the wife it would be a lot better for her and the kids to know the truth and live a happy little lie :/ it might hurt but it would be worse if she or they found out because they would hate both of u a lot more for neither one of u confessing
dre_bro11 12
OP, this is the part where you turn into Adele. Start with 'Someone like you'. It's appropriate to the case.
monkeywrench1 10
Wow! Neck up u look like that Justin Bieber kid. LOL!
monkeywrench1 10
^ that was for #4-nalia18
cassy1212 1
That isnt nalia18.... Its just a photoshopped picture...
ohSNAPyall 27
37: smooth. That's a twice in a lifetime opportunity for commitment there.
bigantennaemay 3
i salute you
SBurrke 11
Why? That dudes gonna **** it all up eventually if he keeps thinking like that.
TheJessica10022 6
Find someone who is better worth your time op!! Don't give a second chance to that asshole.
exleonhart 0
Bow chicka banjo!
instnt1nfction 17
Yes, banjos are nice
exleonhart 0
You know the thumbing part isn't so bad. But my butt hole hurts so much afterward. :(
HideouslyHuman 10
WHAT ABOUT THE DOG?!?!?!!?!?!??!!!
HideouslyHuman 10
Meant for post number 2,EASTER BUNNY IT IS NOT AN EGG,IT IS A COMMENT
HideouslyHuman 10
The second post number 2...What the heck is Goin on here...
HideouslyHuman 10
I give up.
WowUStupid 0
Maybe he's mormon?
whydoyoufear 2
#54 Well before you can do it the other way around you have to lick the meat first to see if you want to eat it.
HideouslyHuman 10
Soo...
HideouslyHuman 10
Seriously.Why won't my funny comment go to right place!
Grimmerie 31
eat the children, kill the wife. problem solved!
bizarre_ftw 22
i prefer doing it the other way around. trust me, i know from experience. the kids may seem more tender, but they're all fat, and besides, the wife would be better on your stomach than kids, as in multiple beings. especially trophy wives, they barely have Any meat or anything on them!! just muscles or skin. you fry 'em up and.... wait... were you joking?
halo3123 0
Ha
ShutUpAndStare 7
:) you remind me of my friend Locke... He also talks about eating people.
HideouslyHuman 10
WHAT ABOUT THE DOG?!?
freelove_fml 2
54 - for the record, meat *is* muscles.
Keke_29 0
Lmao! I love this idea :D
CHOMP3R 0
That's horrible… I feel bad for you. YLS.
kamikrazy 6
What does that have to do with anything?
kamikrazy 6
What does that have to do with anything?
iMsOeAsYxXxX 0
That does
iMsOeAsYxXxX 0
I agree
starfish7 18
What's YLS?
starfish7 18
Oh, right...it means your life sucks.
tweetbaby14 18
You feel bad for someone that refuses to move on when there ex clearly has? Why?
tweetbaby14 18
*their effing iPod -_-
nollid7 5
Come on Op you can do it, you need to take him home and get preggers, that'll show his wife.
diva_lulu 0
cmon there are lots of fish in the sea
Tyger44 1
There should be an ad here somewhere which says"hot single men in your area"..clik it
You_Need_Soap 6
OMG there IS a "singles" app advertised on the bottom of my phone right now. Lmao!
x_KL_x 7
Well, "Zombie Farm" Is advertised at the moment so... If your into necrophilia go for it!
Confuciussay 6
19 - "Single? Download the Zoosk iPhone app!" is it that one?
Xxak907xX 0
Awww...that sucks
Spoonz 4
This is really messed up if he's still married
Glitterhinoceros 14
That's horrible that he's willing to ruin his family like that. He should be hung by his balls.
jonleonsalas 1
What balls?
glittercookies 12
Can't change how the heart feels. Why it's important to let your brain lead.
MiLkShAkE_69 0
Yet sorta romantic that he is willing to ruin his relationship with his wife and possible his kids for you
fml8396 0
Oh my. That's scarey!
mikeeg 0
This girls cute and likes hockey! Brownie points.
writergirl23 19
Um I think everyones reading the fml wrong, I think op's known bout his wife and kids the whole time and still likes him despite it ... Which is selfish and I have no time for ppl who put their own heart and self ahead of other people's happiness.
TipOfTheHat 10
Great in theory poor in practicality! This guy has no balls because he's not a real man. Real men don't act that way!
nineoclockstart 0
Maybe she didn't know he was married. Ever think of that people?
astonmartin007 4
Why do you love him if he's already married and has kids