By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

So, if he's a dog, you're his bitch.

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saIty 17

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

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bthomas0319 2

It's better than him sniffing something else(;

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Pixxio_O 11

Pull a strand of his hair out at a daily basis

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LiveLaughFML 10

am I the only one that thinks this is kind of cute? It's like when a girl wants to wear her boyfriends hoodie all the time because it has his scent on it(:

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LaughinStock 16

32 I know what u mean but what the bf does is kinda creepy

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2ndSucks 15

Yeah you can usually smell someone without physically leaning over and sniffing them.

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flockz 19

the boy's hungry. roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give him an hour girl. win win.

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TheRealHouse 7

I do that too.. along with random gyrating.. it's just being fun and funny.. unless he actually looks and seems creepy when doing it.. then it's just, well, creepy

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fthislyfe 22

reminded me of robin's boyfriend who was actually a dog :)))

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tatababe 1

Awe at least it will be easy to make friends at the dog park

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scrapmetal58 9

Time to take him to the vet to get neutered.

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Eaglestrike117 29

Sniffs you like a dog? Does that mean he sniffs your ass?

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andy_l 14

Does he shit on the fire escape too?

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Thatcow 5

sorry when someone said take a dump on him it bought up the memory of the underpass signs saying no dumping. I thought they meant no pooping under there....

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samammynanny 0

Hahaha saying what the **** is like saying what te sex!

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eshhayz 0

at least he doesn't stick his nose in your meaty pussy and take a large inhale (4-5 seconds ). always makes me high for hours when I do that :(

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Burkamus 0

Well, he WAS raised by the local dogs...

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zozohearts 0

Maybe he's trying to tell you something...

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beanstar11 5

Maybe he thinks you smell delicious?

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Iwashere12345 0

I think that would be even more alarming O.o

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saIty 17

Later, as he gets more comfortable, he'll pee on you to mark you as his.

71 1
SupahAsian 4

After that he'll start humping your ass in public.

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ninjaghost2013 0

Just give him some dog biscuits and tell him to get down

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rnath23 4

spray his nose with a water bottle until he learns not to do it.

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