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Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55716) - you deserved it (4313)

On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

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and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.

#3 - On 03/25/2011 at 4:12am by unfortunate_13

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Seizure? or the most mind blowing orgasm she has ever had and she wants you to take notes? I'll let you decide

#4 - On 03/25/2011 at 4:13am by enonymous

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