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Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59559) - you deserved it (4678)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

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brush your teeth or you will get old and die!

#3 - On 12/02/2010 at 12:57pm by whymee55

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Oh my God. And I want to be a dentist...

#1 - On 12/02/2010 at 12:53pm by sunrisetosunset

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