Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML
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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
Today, my best friend and longtime crush actually said the words, “Why can’t I find a girl like you?” I told him, “I'm a girl like me, am I not enough?” He winced, hemmed and hawed at the answer, then quickly changed the subject. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I heard the guy I love talk to a friend of his. He was telling his friend how he appreciates all my attention, affection, and random gestures such as buying him lunch sometimes, but he’ll never see me in a romantic way because I’m “too fat for his taste.” I was basically used the entire time. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
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Comments (216)
marinus_fml 19
Well, does he look like a muffin?
shakethat 10
lmao!
maphineRAWRS 10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
abc1231 2
nah... he looks more like a douche trying to make retarded faces and holding a red ball and thinks it's cute for chicks to dig him...
marinus_fml 19
*sigh* Don't have me starting on your appearance. I am more civilized than that.
stronghand0331 17
Oh snap! Girl please, those are fightin' words!
abc1231 2
well thank god for that...
OrginalOwen 0
It's a balloon you noob! hahahaha
Ashame 0
Looks like you're comment hit a little to close to home for someone! Hahaha!
Ashame 0
your*
maphineRAWRS 10
lol bitch please, someones jealous he can look hot without posing like a retard. not that that even makes you look attractive at all anyway
mintcar 9
34, too*
mintcar 9
23* Wow, I'm tired.
Ashame 0
Thanks 33. Same here.
abc1231 2
oh no did I bash on your bf? oh I'm sorry dear... did your bf ask you to comment back to save his butt?? oh no my life is so over!!!
Ashame 0
Awe c'mon marinus, be a little uncivilized today!
DocBastard 38
I see a little catfight brewing between abc and Maphine. Go at it, girls! GO GO GO! *sits back with a pint of Guinness and some Cool Ranch Doritos*
Sammyb123 0
40, you sure are defensive. Did someone call you fat recently? Good thing you came here then, because I have just the solution - stop being fat. In before you attack my (lack of) picture instead of accepting that you're angry for the reason I have stated. Calm down :)
Ashame 0
I've been saving the Newcastle in the back of my fridge for an occasion like this.
boyguydudemalema 0
what is 32 talking about? is she correcting 34? but she's number 32 . . . so she's correcting future comments? well anyways i think the cat fight is silly and should be stopped, but its too entertaining. so yeah keep it up
sourgirl101 28
Shoot! I want to bring in a pool of Jell-O. Cat fights and sweets go hand in hand.
mfmylifesrsly 29
woah are marinus and maphine dating?
mintcar 9
58, I meant "23" but instead typed "34" due to my divided attention and lack of sleep at the time. It's not that hard to comprehend. Anyways, the person I was addressing understood what I meant and it's really all that matters.
abc1231 2
ha! too cute...
reCHARGEable_fml 0
I'm sorry but marinous comment was funny.. don't know why u all defensive about it.
hayden419 2
the guy with the red balooon or whatever, is hottt, hot people say what they wanttt enough said
ItsSho 5
LOOOOOL!
EvilDoll 7
well I guess you better stop talking then, eh 97?
brokengirl30 0
meannie
fricknugget 3
win :D
nikcoleyy1 0
:)
nikcoleyy1 0
:)
fatman217 0
all this for about a red ballon really wow kids these day and there balloon fights look at my picks it's yours!!
nikcoleyy1 0
marinus is hot :)
ashk8n 0
marinus is cute his comment was funny! I happen to love his picture and who know the red balloon could be for 99 of them. 40 get over your self! I thought army men had better standards! I mean really are you twelve?
LittleMissSusie 0
I have to admit, I am saddened that ms rawr and marinus' childen will be plagued with ugly duck faces. *tear*
YDI_Bro 0
bitch stole my picture^^^
JizzKhalifa 0
#66 she wants his ****
EllOfficial 6
I love how abc, who isn't even confident enough about their appearance to post a picture is trying to rip on two attractive people but really is only succeeding in making themselves look like a total retard.
LittleMissSusie 0
156- I hope you don't mean me- I took that one myself! (And if not me, my bad. But your pic of that kid is f-ing hot!)
hayden419 2
109 your beat so shutyourmouth weirdo
valdancer99 0
lol no
cupcake_19s 0
sorry OP. you should try to loose weight so later on he can think of what a hot babe he rejected
aimeebooxoxo 0
awwwwhhhh that's so rude!
ascott35 0
i need to move to Phoenix ;)
bludragon486 0
it's in the water in az man I miss it
truthunfolded 0
can I get in on this moving to Phoenix thing?
djbrooke12345 0
wowww
fatman217 0
phenix is way to hot you got to go to NY. for the winter it's alsome
qtips402 7
ya i guess ill move there too :]
ryliz 0
creeps
really231001 0
the girls comment that u commented on is from az.... fyl for being stupid.
really231001 0
the girls comment that u commented on is from az.... fyl for being stupid.
DVecc 0
yea no winter is way to ******* cold here on long island
corytheboss 0
171 phoenix Arizona you retard
corytheboss 0
#3 will you merry me? lol
CumShott 0
creep.
beautiful_disast_fml 2
Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that : I sorry
Mesocoollike 8
*I'm sorry
positively_crazy 0
maybe it was a typo :/
jweezy89 4
I mean yeah it was rude to say but nobody wants to constantly be hit on by ******* whales. It gets old.
Ellen_Farrah 0
aww what jerk
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for bein fat lolz jk YLS.
abc1231 2
really? and this is coming from a girl that looks like a witch? nice!
stitch_book 4
@7: YLS? You ... love squirrels? laugh silently? look suspicious? I don't know. Help me out here. >.>
natas_fml 13
maybe "y'alls"?
AthinaMarie 0
Really? Your cool, take a good look in the mirror before you say something so dumb. and I am guessing YLS means your life sucks.
positively_crazy 0
what is your problem dude ? just because you look like a retard doesn't mean you have to comment on everyones looks. get a life mate
green_eyes124 0
11- She said she was kidding. Good God, either put up a picture of your ugly mug, or shut the heck up.
fatman217 0
you two should have kids and my pic showes the result
green_eyes124 0
Which two?
worldclass 0
I guess that makes him easy to get over.. or desire to lose weight..
yomamasmama 0
wow. he can suck my balls
jimbob13 0
can i?
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
mr garrison xD
axxhelairon 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
more like F his life for only getting asked out by raunchy fat girls like the OP
Toastastics 3
FYL for being a douche.
positively_crazy 0
^ agree
Herox 0
that sucks but i cant say that aint funny. im sry sweetie (comfort word i use) that sucks but funny. youll find a guy one day dont give up XD
LimaTango 0
Probably time for you to move on... to a treadmill. PS Put down the fork.
xcl0wdx 0
WIN!
stitch_book 4
that's mean. ALSO! i laughed. i laughed SO hard. XD
Tempuser117 2
It's horrible but I laughed too. Couldn't help it.