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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36469) - you deserved it (3386)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:19pm - love - by just_friends (man) - United States (Utah)

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Wow, the Sims sounds like it can be such a drag sometimes.

#4 - On 10/27/2010 at 4:13pm by DrAwesome

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hmm, are you sure she knew you were he boyfriend, or did you just tell all your friends that?

#2 - On 10/27/2010 at 4:09pm by Hystical

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