Love: Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww".... - FML

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 216

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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You deserved it 13 573

By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 543

You deserved it 4 993

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 112 525

By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 151

You deserved it 267

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 372

You deserved it 2 565

By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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You deserved it 3 637

Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 288

You deserved it 4 332

By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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You deserved it 4 117

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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You deserved it 44 829

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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You deserved it 45 184

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Top comments

dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:14

you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:11

Does that make you the ugliest person...?

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dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:14

you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

ouchthatsux 0

Monday 1 February 2010 5:49

^This.

ZleveL 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:00

2 ftw XD

abcnonamecba 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 23:10

nice one 2

Shootamonkey3 0

Monday 15 November 2010 2:54

lmao

12mileCock 0

Monday 18 April 2011 3:50

make her your bitch

jarrettd 27

Thursday 28 February 2013 21:50

Then it doesn't matter. If she is the ugliest girl what would she know about beauty.

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 14:03

HAHAHAH @ #4 and I agree with #1... why is this in the love category?

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 21 June 2011 5:25

dude... you're number four.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:11

Does that make you the ugliest person...?

kat666 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:22

Lol irony.

hellfire695 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:43

just put a shaver on her desk with a note"trim the muostache" or maybe "trim the lumber jack bread"

crazyme123 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:11

LOL nicee #3 exactly waht i would say

NightElfGod 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:46

i would have started laughing and said something like "aww thats cute your trying to raise your self-confidence"

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:51

I don't even do that and I feel like I'm fairly unattractive. I'm not ugly, but I'm average. In a sense, she was being a bitch, but so are you for making a big deal out of it...? If you think you're good looking, it shouldn't matter what some girl said.

inmyroom 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:18

id do you

YouMustBe_Joking 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:53

you're either a troll or this girl thinks way to much of herself. If she does, you shouldn't be worrying about it.

HeyThatsMySoc 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 5:56

If you actually care this much about what other people think then this'll sting... Ladies and Gentleman, we have the NEW Ugliest Girl in school!

dragonaair 5

Monday 10 January 2011 1:13

Boy, not girl. (username: MR)

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