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Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41993) - you deserved it (4921)

On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version

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Haha, I think someone needs to restrict access to the internet, lol

#1 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:27am by McA513M

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In other words: "I fail as a parent, Internet is raising my kids."
I agree, fuck your life. And fuck your kids' lives, too.

#4 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:34am by dacho

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