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Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 9:26am - kids - by fatmom (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Take this as a suggestion from your son and his friends that you might need to lose a little weight.....

#2 - On 04/10/2013 at 1:03pm by buddy51

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I hate it when people try to get into my pants...

#6 - On 04/10/2013 at 1:04pm by Hurbel684

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