Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
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Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
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buddy51 23
Take this as a suggestion from your son and his friends that you might need to lose a little weight.....
Hurbel684 10
I hate it when people try to get into my pants...
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Comments (117)
userid778 7
Maybe you should try to go to a doctor about surgery or something
elastico 1
So what, the OP needs to loose a lot of weight.. doesn't mean her son isn't a total douchebag for making a joke with his mates about something she's obviously sensitive about... nobody here would want their kids and their friends to laugh at their body, no matter what it looks like..
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
I know it's hurtful but you should take it as a wake up call... You seriously need to lose weight.
Megan639 16
Aww sweetie I'm so sorry. Kick their asses so those boys learn some manners, it's not cook to judge
WhatYouMean 4
Don't feel sorry for yourself, it's your fault you're fat -.- this wouldn't have happened if you wouldn't always have the last piece of cake all the time. YDI
whatthefreshhell 15
You ignorant little jerk.
TechFire 25
I wish that a bunch or people on FML would somehow be forced to learn how hard it is to lose and that not everyone who's fat got that way through personal choices or even from eating too much. It was a mean thing for the kids to do, and the OP definitely does need to lose weight, but for all we know she already is so there's no need to come into the FML comments being an ass.
whatthefreshhell 15
I couldn't agree more. People always excuse their ignorance with "oh but very few overweight people got like that because of medical problems, they just were lazy and ate a bakery" but there are a TON of medical reasons a person might gain a lot of weight, even while eating right/working out.
sk8r_gurl_69 1
As someone who used to be overweight I don't think it's too much work to do exercise and eat healthier. I managed it, and now I am a far more healthy weight.
caysters 12
While there are medical issues that cause difficulty losing weight, for a vast majority of obese people, medical issues ARE NOT the case. Large portions and lack of exercise are. Even then, most of those medical conditions do not lead one to be large enough that 5+ people can fit into their pants... I'm over weight. Have been since birth. It's hard for me to lose weight, always has been, but I'm nowhere near being that big! I work my ass off and am finally beginning to lose. So since most people are fat because they can't put the fork down, and not because they have medical issues, then yes, most people are gonna hate and be rude. If you don't like it, do what you can do lose weight.
MadlyInLust 5
My favourite part of that story is 'so far'. You're letting them continue out of curiosity?
Kk_Waylen24 21
Maybe you should work out. Just a thought
onorexveritas 24
time to hit the gym
mkcherry 14
How old is your kid? Five toddlers isn't that bad but five teens would mean that you are beyond morbidly obese, I would address this for health reasons not vanity.