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Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20071) - you deserved it (2166)

On 07/31/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by 1D-107 - United States (Utah)

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Are the kids studying astronomy? Maybe study of the stars, sun, and your moon?

#1 - On 07/31/2012 at 6:20pm by PuffDaddy395

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Sounds like you need to ask the parents for a raise... And maybe a leash

#5 - On 07/31/2012 at 6:22pm by TrueTriage

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