Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
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edgestr 2
Sounds like someone has a sexually curious brother. But ya that sucks.
amyjadee 0
He is a little SOPA, censoring everything.
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Comments (88)
edgestr 2
Sounds like someone has a sexually curious brother. But ya that sucks.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Penises should've been blue. This will bother me on some level for days.
porp1 4
Go through his coloring books and draw penises and nipples on parts meant to be pink.
Melonparty 0
Lol
mudkipsan 19
19, If you ever see a blue one, call a doctor.
Jonkbaby 23
uh yeah white out hellooo
mamamiaaa_fml 12
28- if I ever see a blue one it'll probably be too late for a doctor.
cbchuckbass 5
Blue? How?
ThisIsMyReign 4
52 - From choking it too long. Also you'll notice hand marks. It's a sad way for a penis to go.
hellbilly205 17
They have bright pink sharpies? Haha
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
55 just gave a whole new meaning for the term 'blue balls'..
skyyylines 22
Let's hope they don't flick through when you return it.
perdix 31
Usually, the librarians take these kinds of books to the bathroom and flick the penises and nipples in private;)
Bearsmomma 30
flip through, maybe?
LawSixx 11
They have to start somewhere.
EatnBeef 7
Kids do the darndest things
rashadmahmoud 4
You need to hide those stuff. FYL though.
derpster 7
those... stuff...? *drowns self in bathtub*
amyjadee 0
He is a little SOPA, censoring everything.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Uhh he's not censoring it... He's the anti-sopa
power6053 4
No he is anti acta
a1f0sff 25
I would freak out in that situation... If they ever find out, explain what happened. Let's hope they understand it
Exadrin 0
They'll understand, but you'll still have to pay for it
a1f0sff 25
True. Then let's hope they're not too expensive.
ladyLALAA 29
In my experience of the time I lost a library book they charge you through the ass for lost/damaged stuff...
bjdavey 8
I wish I had a little sibling.
amyjadee 0
Your picture goes well with your comment, sir.
SimplyAmazingx 11
Forever alone. :)
soleen_fml 0
Me too....
DontForgetMe4 0
Am I the only who finds "artistic anatomy reference books" , a strange term?
perdix 31
No, you are not alone. It's obviously a euphemism for ****.
rin142 12
Or... She's an Art major, and needed to reference the human body for a portrait drawing class. :/
monnanon 14
Artistic anatomy book probably refers to a book that has anatomy (skeletal and muscular) but the figures are in poses, its for helping you draw. Different from a medical reference book which helps you learn parts of the body and most hold one pose.
perdix 31
"Artistic anatomy reference books?" Yeah, right. Why don't you just look at **** on the Internet just like everyone else? I'm sure there's a "pink penis and nipple" section for you and your dirty brother, but you can find me in "MILF facials."
bjdavey 8
I like your choice brotha
Clamcreepy 7
Now that's my type of shit right there. Nothing like a 40 ish milf getting a blast from the past from a young stud such as myself
OhHushDear 11
I see now why your username has the word creepy in it.
teague95 16
that was creepy as ****
perdix 31
#35. I prefer a MILF getting a blast from the present from one of her contemporaries. That's a lot less creepy, right?
funkyshit 0
what a stud