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Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29122) - you deserved it (4285)

On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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this is just a shot in the dark, but is your daughter Lady Gaga? cause I would believe her if she was.

#3 - On 07/11/2011 at 6:06am by kut19

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Make sure her 'real family' doesn't beam you up and probe your personal parts. D:

#9 - On 07/11/2011 at 6:11am by IndigoFuckYou

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