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Today, I found out why you don't let your kids grab your arms while their hands are covered in glitter glue. Easy to get it on you, extremely painful to rip from your arm hairs. FML


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On 10/10/2010 at 8:47am - kids - by hairyarms (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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glitter is the herpes of art supplies. once they're there they never go away. prepare to sparkle and shine for the rest of your life. :)

#3 - On 10/10/2010 at 1:07pm by bri_random

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you don't gotta fyl, just take a damn shower, sheesh, so over exaggerated.

#8 - On 10/10/2010 at 1:18pm by yourbarbiiedoll

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