Today, I found out why you don't let your kids grab your arms while their hands are covered in glitter glue. Easy to get it on you, extremely painful to rip from your arm hairs. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML
Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Today, I discovered an effective form of body hair removal. I discovered that my three-year-old daughter is strong enough to pull off a major clump of my leg hair. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
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Top comments
bri_random 0
glitter is the herpes of art supplies. once they're there they never go away. prepare to sparkle and shine for the rest of your life. :)
RedPillSucks 33
At the risk of starting the "Chewbaka vs Naked Mole Rat" wars, shaving hairs (arms, legs, vag, whatever) has nothing to do with hygiene.
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Comments (70)
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
who doesn't love glitter??
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
I'm normal and I like it D:
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Glitter is only acceptable for strippers and children.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
I'm a child at heart(:
Schizomaniac 24
Child at heart, stripper in reality.
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
the only pole I work is a polevault skippy. nice try(:
sourgirl101 29
I have a stripper pole in my bedroom. Hey, I gotta keep things interesting after many years of marriage. Spencer's for $99.99
glitterydisaster 0
ur a craAp
gigilvrs6 0
Do you have any trace of common sense whatsoever??? fafp
hcovballer247 0
Idiot it's called soap AND water
tigerboo 0
have a shower ? wash your arms ?
elme0212 0
why didn't you wash it off with warm water..?
princesspixie 0
ummm rinse with hot water? it comes off easier dumbass
Squander 3
I only clicked on this FML to see how many people think a woman with arm has is gross... ugh that's laughable.
biso_fml 0
shave/wax ???
xNephilim 19
How many parts of our body are we girls supposed to shave? Let's see... Legs, armpits, bikini zone and now arms? Are you kidding me? Have you ever in your life shaved that much of your body? That shit takes forever!