Today, I found out why you don't let your kids grab your arms while their hands are covered in glitter glue. Easy to get it on you, extremely painful to rip from your arm hairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML
Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Today, I discovered an effective form of body hair removal. I discovered that my three-year-old daughter is strong enough to pull off a major clump of my leg hair. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
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Top comments
bri_random 0
glitter is the herpes of art supplies. once they're there they never go away. prepare to sparkle and shine for the rest of your life. :)
RedPillSucks 33
At the risk of starting the "Chewbaka vs Naked Mole Rat" wars, shaving hairs (arms, legs, vag, whatever) has nothing to do with hygiene.
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Comments (70)
Filitov 0
Congrats, OP! You now sparkle like the "Vampires" in Twilight! You must be so proud.
cole86 0
Congrats FIllitov! knowing this means u have read the books!
Filitov 0
No, it just means that I had to endure seeing a preview for one of the movies. There are far easier ways for me to read poor literature than to crack open a Twilight book.
MsBrainDamage 0
um you guys are asses everyone in the world knows Edward sparkles cuz they ( the media/people) mention it absolutely everywhere! you don't have to read or watch to know that!
flashback.miss 28
LOL!! 11, 12, and 3!! XD OP, glitter is cool but just clean up and while art is awesome.. yea kids love messes!
jhaygood 0
shower should take it off a lot easier.
macgirl21 0
Shave your arms! arm hair is nasty! especially when you have so much of it it's noticeable
catatonicsleep 17
it doesn't mean she has really hairy arms...
mrahhhhh 21
The inevitable outcome of having young children in the house, OP. I don't have kids, but I have a little sister. An accident will eventually happen. Your most recent one was getting glitter on you. Mine was getting accidentally punched in the nuts. Murphy's Law everybody.
IWABO2_ 0
I thought #16 was supposed to type lyrics...
yummycupcakegirl 0
waxing gone bad...
YouFailHARD 0
The real FML here is that OP is a girl YDI for being a disgusting ape
ghostnappa 0
everyone has arm hair you dumbass.doesnt mean its noticeable on her.you fail for jumping to conclusions like an ignorant prick
nayeli760 0
I think your picture says whose the real ape here.
Schizomaniac 24
Wow, 40, I think the award for biggest ignorant moron goes to you. And considering what site we're on, that's saying something.
anorexicbarbie 8
What did 40 say?
fogrunner 13
Hello, sexist.
Person1233 13
**** glitter. That stuff should be outlawed.
Mesocoollike 8
I dont think you should shave your armhair, its perfectly normal. Besides us wimen have so much trouble with shaving legs, armpits, and.... you know. A little armhair doesn't hurt. Unless it's really long and gross. Then you should rip it off immediatly...
kimono_fml 17
So much for it being normal!