Today, I found out why you don't let your kids grab your arms while their hands are covered in glitter glue. Easy to get it on you, extremely painful to rip from your arm hairs. FML
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Today, I sparkled because of this glitter bar my mother got me from Lush. I didn't realize until after I got out of the shower that it wasn't just ordinary soap. I tried to wipe off the glitter. It wouldn't come off. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom bought roll on stick glue that looks quite a bit like deodorant. It was early in the morning and I was groggy. Long story short, I had to cut every one of my pit hairs. FML
Today, I was helping a friend with a DIY project and thought it would be fun to add some glitter to the mix. We ended up using WAY too much, and now I have glitter everywhere. Not only am I covered head to toe, but I keep finding it in the weirdest places, like inside my shoes, on my phone, and even in my coffee cup. FML
Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Today, I was showing my 4 year old some of my fire magic tricks. I ended up getting 2nd degree burns on my left hand and burnt off half of her hair. FML
Today, I discovered an effective form of body hair removal. I discovered that my three-year-old daughter is strong enough to pull off a major clump of my leg hair. FML
Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
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bri_random 0
glitter is the herpes of art supplies. once they're there they never go away. prepare to sparkle and shine for the rest of your life. :)
RedPillSucks 33
At the risk of starting the "Chewbaka vs Naked Mole Rat" wars, shaving hairs (arms, legs, vag, whatever) has nothing to do with hygiene.
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Comments (70)
bachooka 5
those kids... they sure now how to make a mess...
cole86 0
ya but it's her fault for supplying them with the materials
bachooka 5
I definately agree... glitter anything is outlawed at my house!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Uh, isn't that stuff washable?
black_knight402 0
If it was washable, I would assume that would have been her first choice.
5t3ff1k4h 47
My sister uses glitter glue, though, and that stuff seems to come off relatively easily (assuming she washes it off properly -- soap AND water). I figured they'd be relatively similar. Also, not everyone would try washing it right away. I've seen people do as OP did, smear it around with a paper towel or a napkin, wipe it on their clothes...
LovelyTokyo 0
fyl for pulling it when yu could have just cut it out.
5t3ff1k4h 47
If it's gluing the arm hair down, I highly doubt they'd be able to just 'cut it out'.
thecrazyasian 3
ever heard of a shower
MAGNAVOX 0
How about shave your arm hairs, I think that would be less painful.
overthelimit 3
agreed. arm hair doesnt usually grow back thicker anyway. at least mine doesnt.
5t3ff1k4h 47
NO hair grows back thicker from shaving.
pinkdottedbow 0
When you shave, the tapered end of the hair gets cut off. Therefore, the thicker root of the hair is the one that continues growing afterward, making the hair appear thicker and darker (because it has not been exposed to sunlight as much). I can't stand people that think everyone is blessed with the same genes. Not everybody has unnaturally thin, light body hair that is not negatively affected by shaving.
overthelimit 3
i wouldnt know any better, my 3 friends are all the same way. i guess im just a stupid f tard, go ahead pick on me.
gabsta 3
iv never shaved my ams ur not supposed to i would hate scratchy arms all prickly :-/
bri_random 0
glitter is the herpes of art supplies. once they're there they never go away. prepare to sparkle and shine for the rest of your life. :)
warpig182 0
Way to go chewy
NeonAgatha 0
no. never shave your arm hair! unless it's too long and looks gross.
PrincessClairey 0
what's wrong with shaving arm hair? personally, I think any arm hair on a girl, light or dark or thick or thin, is really gross. shaving your arms is just like shaving your legs- all for hygiene
fogrunner 13
So men are able to wash their hairy parts, and women are not?
RedPillSucks 33
At the risk of starting the "Chewbaka vs Naked Mole Rat" wars, shaving hairs (arms, legs, vag, whatever) has nothing to do with hygiene.
MsBrainDamage 0
it looks stupid. I hate this girls shaving their arm hair trend
AliaAlM 0
Why do u have hairy arms it's not ur kids problem smart ass
anorexicbarbie 8
Even with a little bit of hair it's still going to hurt...
Spastastic 6
Unless they have alopecia or remove it through shaving, waxing, etc., everyone has hair on their arms.
yourbarbiiedoll 0
you don't gotta fyl, just take a damn shower, sheesh, so over exaggerated.
XxxiSaYzRaWrxxX 0
ahahaha
IWABO2_ 0
Ouch that sucks
KianaCaca 10
Then why not just wash it off?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Have you ever tried to wash off glitter? That stuff is persistent. It'll turn up in the oddest places for weeks and you'll be stuck walking around looking like a veggie vampire.
Schizomaniac 24
Very nice.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Borrow an epilator from the brow-less wonder.