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Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (2516)

On 12/10/2009 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by Godi (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass

#1 - On 12/10/2009 at 5:09pm by xMrAndyTranx

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your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating whore with a grotty vagina.

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 5:33pm by musicislife1995

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