By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4

Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass

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musicislife1995_fml 0

your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating ***** with a grotty ******.

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yummcookie 0

she got karma'd... shame she gave it to you. 3 words: pawn the ring

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icanfloat12 0

I'm not joking, put sugar or some stuff in her gas tank, then get a bat and go Chris brown that boy mother ******

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ArielTheMermaid 17

How did you manage to say almost the exact same thing as 8?

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F_ur_life_douche 0

pee on her car sugar in the gas shit the windshield and say u have aids and she might too then move to russia

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fobchick 0

YDI for dating such a ******* SLORE!!!

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samie_Rawr 0

First off, why would you give a girl that cheated on you a diamond ring?? Second off.. dump that *****!

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yellow_jello 3

Because he didn't know she was cheating on him when he gave her the ring

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BunnyDrastic 0

that ****** makes me sad dude what a ****** kunt ! Sorry man

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Bloonbloon 0

Better than suger in a gas tank... GRENADES ON THE DRIVING SEAT :D kidding Just open her engine, do whatever you can to harm it, mission acomplished

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Elamdri 0

Well...at least she had the decency to give you a curable STD.

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hillaryjoyce 0

#16: I'm pretty damn sure OP gave her the ring BEFORE he found out about the STD. common sense, really.

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