Intimacy: Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told...

By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML

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By imgoingtofreakout - 26/12/2017 19:00

Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML

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By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

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By Infected - 20/02/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2017 06:00

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:09

Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass

musicislife1995_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:33

your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating ***** with a grotty ******.

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brat21 0

Friday 29 April 2011 1:30

that's so horrible!!!!

rottentomatoes 7

Friday 1 July 2011 0:17

why would you give her a diamond ring after 13 months??

fatalwish 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:30

And you should also give her 5 mins to gtfo

Vurgee 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:42

Bitches be crazy

Federgirl 19

Friday 18 April 2014 8:19

I'm sorry :(

Thoricsteam20 24

Sunday 10 May 2015 0:38

A diamond ring after just 13 months? YDI

ZaHo_fml 12

Monday 27 July 2015 3:38

U desirve a better girl;)

GCiFunny 6

Wednesday 14 October 2015 13:08

Sounds like a really bad country song

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