Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
by Michelle / 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
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Your boyfriend is fucking awesome.
#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:22pm by allmidnighteyes
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I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD
#4 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:24pm by Yaz
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