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Today, I had to grip the headboard of my bed for the first time in months. I wasn't having incredible sex unfortunately, just really bad gas. FML

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On 07/08/2014 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by HeartToFart - United States (Florida)

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At least it's a rare occurrence? The gas, that is.

#1 - On 07/09/2014 at 3:06am by yahoowizard

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At least you weren't having both at the same time. Wouldn't be so incredible anymore...

#4 - On 07/09/2014 at 3:08am by singer0421

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