Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
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Wake him up in the morning with a blowjob. He'll love you forever and buy you nice things forever.
#2 - On 06/20/2014 at 11:37pm by iSativa
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Maybe he was really tired? :s
#1 - On 06/20/2014 at 11:36pm by Kamon97
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