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Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML


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On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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There must have been a lot of chemistry.

#1 - On 04/01/2014 at 8:49am by bethanyhopkins

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Salt. in your...vagina...?
Is this a common thing or is it just you, because all I can imagine it feeling like is having sand stuck in there.
*vaginal cringe*

#8 - On 04/01/2014 at 8:53am by SqueakyChipmunk

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