Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
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Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML
Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
Today, I remembered to show some customers at work photos of my cat that I had taken recently, and they love my "flat face" cat. All good, until I scrolled to a whole body nude I had taken to send to my boyfriend. I showed it to an entire family during my breakfast rush. FML
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safaeita 32
Your father's life sucks
Capt_Oblivious 10
Nip slip
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Comments (108)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Nip slip
GodPart2 20
This FML would be so much worse if OP was a guy...
hanner12 13
How? I'm pretty sure everyone has been to the beach and seen guys shirtless before.
GodPart2 20
Ummm exactly... 1) OP is (maybe) a guy and fretting about sending out a nipple shot; and 2) OP is a guy who tans nude in the backyard??
dachayke 16
#21, don't you know? Gotta have a golden brown dick. Anyway, I'm pretty sure op's a girl.
jazzy_123 20
21, if OP was a guy who accidentally sent a picture of his dog with his nipple in it, his dad would only assume he was laying down shirtless. That's acceptable for society. However, I'm assuming OP is a girl, which makes a nip slip a big deal.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
So the ultimate question is: is the original poster a guy or a girl? (Though a girl would make much more sense.)
TallMist 32
Professor Oak would like to ask OP a question...
safaeita 32
Your father's life sucks
JMichael 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Actually I'm sure OPs dad has been waiting for something like that.
thecalvin123 21
@35 hopefully not, because that would be beyond creepy. Unless your saying hes been waiting for a picture of her dog.
crackz12 10
35, you should probably not have any kids.
drizzy11 18
You sick ****.
eyepuppy 31
pretty sure OP's father should have posted this story with the caption, "I've failed a s a father."
donkinator 24
side boob!
doctorhook86 24
Nope, nipples are generally front and center.
karystaal 12
#56, your picture makes this all the more informative.
shivamtrivedi 24
That's messed up. Always be careful while taking pictures.
mrhe3t 9
...especially while nude.
elcee1987 18
Gee. It's great that op now has access to sage advice like this.
lexiieeex3 32
Better yet, don't take a picture while nude that isn't supposed to feature your birthday suit.
Vesoc 1
Fairly positive OP wouldn't keep and send that photo if she knew her nipple was in the shot..
itsalanis 25
Whatever, you probably did that on purpose. Everyone snaps a pic with a sneak of a nip these days... right?
SgtAssCheeks 21
Certainly not to your parents...
Nilorak 24
Yeah I always intend to send my father nipple pictures.
gracefs 11
Do you intentionally send D-slips to YOUR dad?
itsalanis 25
Yikes, must be just me then. I need help. Either that, or I should be more conservative with what I say. My apologies. :U
JMichael 25
All the time 33. His dad enjoys my D pics. I sent him one the other day of my D dressed as Dracula.
GirlGamer12345 22
I'm not quite sure people actually do that...
itsalanis 25
Initially, I was trying to show sarcasm in my comment. But, I suddenly realized how it's pretty hard to convey mood through the medium of text. I should've mentioned it at the end, but lesson learned the hard way.
Vesoc 1
I didn't think it was that hard to see the sarcasm. o.ó
itsalanis 25
Yeah, but most of the others didn't, or they didn't find my statement humorous. Like I said, lesson learned. And now I'll shut up, lol...
marcelmg 10
If you are a man: so what.........If you are a woman: so what too.......... I just hope no dog nipples were visible, now THAT would be something to be ashamed of!
Dracoboxer357 35
6- Actually, I agree with you. It's not like her (his?) dad hasn't seen worse raising her, changing diapers and such. It was just a little skin, not hard core **** after all. ;p
Honema 16
Don't you just hate those moments you accidentaly send hard core **** you're staring in to your parents
leroyjenkins006 10
Was the camera like on your face while taking the picture because it says you were lying down and he didn't see the rest of your body?
sh3lbst3r 8
I was wondering the same. That's a random position to be tanning in OR taking a photograph. I still can't figure it out
b00kn3rd 14
A possible scenario would be if she were in a lawn chair and the dog was lying just below the edge. Then she would have to lean slightly over the edge and have the camera away from her and pointed down. But if she's leaning over slightly her nipple would be at the top of the picture if she didn't tilt the camera down enough.
rc89 9
im just trying to figure out how the camera was angled to take a pic of the dog in the grass plus a nipple too unless its a ninja nipple
NoMore_CoolNames 14
A very high nipple
SpicyDuck 22
Probably propped against her chest for support
brandoneyez1 25
Maybe you can get away with saying it was something else?
Razi_tail 25
I was thinking the same thing.
rockfivo 7
Nice.. You should share the Pic...
laden_swallow09 34
Pics or didn't happen?
Sebvill96 10
I'll second that