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Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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Bluetooth or no Bluetooth, thats a stupid-ass joke.

#2 - On 01/24/2014 at 6:33am by Crazc

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Who knows, maybe her dad didn't even hear you. It was a lame joke anyway.

#8 - On 01/24/2014 at 6:37am by Mynamewontfi

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