Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Spicy
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
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jazzy_123 20

time for OP to spice things up a little.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You can borrow my stormtroopers mask, OP. Throw on some nice frost white lace panties and there you go, no way he'd turn that down.

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DraconicFeline 31

I'm curious... Is it that he doesn't want to have sex with HER, or is he just not interested in sex at all?

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AshaaFerreira 22

OP if you need any suggestions to spice up your sex life I'm your girl! I was in a similar situation with my fiancé. After opening up to each other about our fantasies and what we wanted to explore, our sex life was even better then before!

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Mauskau 35

At least he tried to act interested? :(

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Arrow44 10

Hun, the point of the fml was saying he wasn't interested. But to the OP! A relationship only works when both parties participate fully!!

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zelreth 6

Ouch. Not to be cliche, but I would rethink your relationship choices.

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obviousboy 8

Yes… assaulting his penis sure to get him raring to go.

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rhcpgurl 18

You could pretend to actually want to divorce him?

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FloMarDee 19

time to role-play life after divorce...

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mn_shr 22

Time to consider therapy? Anyone...?

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Welshite 39

Of course not. Don't you know that if your spouse/partner does something even the slightest bit wrong, it's time for divorce. It would be too mainstream to consider actually working something out as a couple and getting help.

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xomelodygervais 8

Well since FML says I should leave him. I guess I'll have to.

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bikergirl93 18

sounds like his making a real effort, luckky u OP

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LowExpectations 30

*Sounds like he is making a real effort, lucky you OP. * Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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evan_7899 28

Well that's certainly a bummer

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