Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
by stretchy / 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
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Better safe than sorry.
#1 - On 05/06/2013 at 7:13pm by BlueMoonCafe
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Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.
#3 - On 05/06/2013 at 7:13pm by SWC_Penguin
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