Better safe

By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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netdemon 11

He's just hoping for extra flexability

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cptcat 10

He isn't being completely unreasonable.

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olfool 3

That's actually smart. Unless you want to be in pain.

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ZombieSazza 34

Seems legit. Just what kind of positions is he putting you in?

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Recon1 11

I've known two people who have gotten hernias while having sex. Always stretch.

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fmelots 9

That sounds like a good idea for the more... erm... adventurous bedroom activities :) although, I find that a lot of the time the 'stretching' part occurs during sex. It is fun to be bendy!

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rougeunicorn03 17

You know, that's actually not a bad idea.

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