Better safe

By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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trexlilian 1

Nothing wrong with stretching. I know my gf can get into some nifty positions that arent that tough but still put strain on the thighs and hamstrings. You stretch so you can do it again that much sooner or so they wont be sore the next day. I try to get her to stretch, she still resists

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fatlemonjefferso 8

If this the worst that your life brings you, you're incredibly lucky.

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Tall_Enough 10

nothing ruins the mood like a pulled muscle.

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bryan788 29

If you need to stretch before and after that is a good sign you are doing it right.

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purebliss_fml 19

Aww, just showing he cares about you! Maybe with a few stretches he thinks you two might be able to re-enact a few of those positions he's been umm... Researching .....

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lexi365 20

At least he cares OP.

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worldclassrager 39

A good stretch is always good once and awhile...hey it might actually be smarter than you think...

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