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Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34650) - you deserved it (3361)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

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Make a list of things you would do AFTER you throw them in the old house...

#4 - On 06/19/2012 at 6:12pm by PrimeEvilTahir

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I tried to justify what the parents did but it couldn't be done. Fyl Op

#2 - On 06/19/2012 at 6:08pm by biggestfan23

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