Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML
by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Or you could've said "you squeeze it we freeze it".
#7 - On 05/26/2012 at 1:56pm by Ilikeurfmls
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You are screwed :D
#1 - On 05/26/2012 at 1:54pm by zojieeu
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