Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9
... I'd probably choose the Internet too.
ladyangel52 11
****!! ******* ****!!!
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ladyangel52 11
****!! ******* ****!!!
ClassyCommando 13
And cat pictures! Hopefully not both together, that would be both creepy and possibly illegal.
hellbilly205 17
Hey sex is not everything...the internet is a useful tool for everyday life...as long as you're getting laid
rachelkoo 10
i'd choose the same
urdirtyolduncle 15
"wtf is that," is what I thought when I saw your pic, 1
FranzFerdinand 18
As opposed to celibate ****? Oh, wait…
Annpop 1
Wtf u cud probly live w/o sex but hey where wud we be right now w/o internet?? Ahahahaha so tru # 65
Guren 0
Damn. that's actually pretty hard... no pun
ladyangel52 11
@65, that's me lol
MerrikBarbarian 9
... I'd probably choose the Internet too.
lilikawaii 6
You guys clearly aren't doing it right. Haha! :P
MerrikBarbarian 9
Nah, I have fantastic sex. However I make my living on the Internet. Money=food and food>sex so... Internet then sex. ;)
yahoowizard 16
I'm sure giving up internet access screws with too many careers with emails and such, too. Plus, the internet is available 24/7, so...
jonriise18 3
You can use the Internet to get sex. You cannot use sex to get the Internet.
KMtheDrummer 6
36- WATCH ME
ALpein 0
36, not with that attitude.
AFCA020 4
Internet pretty much controls my moneyflow.. So yeah... I'd choose internet too
MerrikBarbarian 9
41 has a point. You CAN probably use sex to get the Internet... However we've all seen a lot of those guys who work for the internet companies... Do you really want to get your Internet that way? ;) Oh and before you all go off on me for hating techs- I've worked as one. Over 50% of the employees didn't shower... So yeah. :p
cobaltss06 1
You can use sex to get the Internet. I used to **** this girl just to use her Internet when I didn't have Internet yet
simonsaysYDI 8
lol 103, you're a *****.
mama2b3 20
I agree with your boyfriend.
tpalzkill52 5
Same we need ****
RoseTintMyWorld 8
I would definitely chose Internet.
RoseTintMyWorld 8
And also choose. Apparently I need access to an online dictionary anyways.
beccaishereyay 11
Give your boyfriend better sex girl. Poor boy.
lilikawaii 6
I agreed with some previous comments you made about talking your partner up. Don't you think he was brutally honest? It's a two way street.
beccaishereyay 11
I do see your point. But no guy that has nice, satisfying sex with his girlfriend should choose anything over that! I said the honestly thing aiming toward issues or faults people have that they can't change. Maybe this girls boyfriend is subtly trying to tell her to amp it up a little without telling her flat out that she sucks in bed?
lilikawaii 6
I see where you're coming from. My boyfriend would never choose the Internet. :) I just can't help feeling bad for the op.
Rorix 6
You two obviously don't know much about men.
Drigr 9
Don't you know how FML works? If he had chosen sex, OP would've written an FML about how her boyfriend is a sex crazed nympho that only keeps her around to get laid. Yes, I would chose then internet, but I am also perfectly fine with a romantic, sex-less, night out with a girl.
lilikawaii 6
48, you obviously don't know much about women or relationships. :) I think in order to keep a long term relationship satisfying, sex needs to be enjoyed by both partners. If I felt that my boyfriend cared more about the Internet, I'd be pretty offended. Maybe I'm crazy for thinking that sex is more important or maybe I have great sex with my boyfriend. :D
Gloritank 8
Or maybe just a wee bit conceited. I have great sex, but would choose to remain single and sexless for the rest of my life if me and my fiancé split.
infamous1212 10
I agree. Sex is great. However in today's world Internet is extremely important in everyday life. Many people need it for their jobs, you use the Internet everyday without even thinking about it. Like many people above me posted, no matter how great the sex is, if you can't pay your bills or eat I wouldn't be exactly in the mood. As it is obviously a hypothetical question, go ahead and ask your boyfriends if they'd rather never have sex or never have internet access. It seems like you'll probably be surprised by how they answer.
Urbanchiller 0
The day I can connect to the Internet through your genitals, that day I will chose sex over Internet.
RCA_fml 2
Lol
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
If my boyfriend announced one day that he would choose the Internet over me, I'd nod, giggle, and get back to my Battlefield deployment. There's no way I'd ever provide him with such a dilemma, and I can't think of any other reason he'd be faced with a choice, so I.can confidently that I'm not too scared of the Internet taking my place.
bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8
*I can confidently say
Kog_Hiro 17
The internet is for ****. The internet is for ****. Grab your dick and double-click for **** **** ****.
ocie14 9
Normal people don't sit at home and look at **** on the Internet.
j_cat187 20
#79 Derp
anarchistpunk 3
Now that comes down to a matter of opinion on what normal is. Because if you're talking statically, most guys do in fact watch ****.
ocie14 9
It's just a reference to the song
NippsSlipps 10
I would too, Though I'm still a virgin so exclude me :(
alyssaw2 0
Fag
Birdie_Sage 0
You... Saw it coming, didn't you? YOHOHOHOHOHO!!!
LSS_fml 18
SEX
lajaynay 15
****? Also, maybe if you were better at sex, he wouldn't want the **** or care about Internet access. Just a guess though. Personally, I enjoy Internet access AFTER sex. So.. That might show where my priorities are.
ClassyCommando 13
With all due respect...you're kind of being a bitch.
lilikawaii 6
I think most guys watch it regardless of their sex lives. Also, I really hope you don't go on the Internet right after sex. That would be pretty awkward. Lol
MerrikBarbarian 9
Are you kidding? That's the best time to blog about it! ;)
MissHayleyJames 7
Not all guys watch ****. They all will at some point but some of them will stop when in a relationship.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Or if they are a really great bf, find **** you can enjoy together. :p
TheDrudgeChild 4
Maybe the guys uses Internet for things that are actually important like paying bills an research? Sex can't do that. It's like asking would you rather have a house or have sex. Sex is only that important to frustrated teenagers.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
@13 your smile on your pictures a little creepy....are you a pedo? D: