Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9
... I'd probably choose the Internet too.
ladyangel52 11
****!! ******* ****!!!
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Callyn 47
The internet gives you access to ****, TV, unimaginable amounts of entertainment and communication with people from around the world. Sex gets you off. He should have lied and said sex(you), of course, but I understand his answer.
callmesillyxxx 1
Give it to him goood next time and ask him the same question. There might be a difference.
Infinite_Shadow 1
Well get him a *****
FajitaFreak 3
The internet allows me more entertainment and information, as well as video games, than I could ever possibly learn/watch/play in my lifetime. Sex is great, but the internet > everything else.
MangaManiacNat 13
For some people its one in the same =P
DWeth 0
Now think about this logically... **** is never gonna say its not in the mood or that it has a headache...
Crazberry 5
Not all women say that.... I didn't and my boyfriends still treated me like crap :/ In fact I'm pretty sure my first boyfriend was gay because I always had to make the first move. I'd chose internet too OP.
raney150 0
For most important? I agree the Internet is more important than sex (unless you are doing it to have a child). Sex is more fun though.
mrphychrs 5
maybe if you gave him some decent head every now and again he'd pick you over girls on the internet
Crazberry 5
Oh please, like that stops guys from watching ****...
deliki 11
A guy will NEVER stop watching ****, but if a girl is decent in bed it won't be as often..
MissHayleyJames 7
Some guys WILL stop watching ****. Not all of them will but some will.
KiddNYC1O 22
You said the same thing twice! ^
GoldenGrizzly 7
Well, did you want him to lie to you? You can't do anything these days without the internet. He has a hand, he has access to ****, he can get himself off. However, it was a stupid question to ask as it will never come down to him having to pick one unless you intend to play mind games with him and force him to choose.
vi3tno_romeo 5
It's probably coz of Tulisa sex tape...hmm