Today, I saw an article about how some people think internet access is more important than sex. I asked my boyfriend which he thought was more important. He chose internet access. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his best friend that the only reason he likes to sleep over at my house is for the sex and the fast internet. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9
... I'd probably choose the Internet too.
ladyangel52 11
****!! ******* ****!!!
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Comments (80)
LennyComa 39
He must play WoW. FYL
copo37 7
Yes he must because that's all the Internet is used for right?
TheDrudgeChild 4
You assume the Internet is for geeks and losers... On an Internet website?
stevenmx86 8
Ok then he fits the majority... What's the big deal?
killajayson 0
I would pick the sex..!
bertoelmexicano 6
I read that article too! It was on yahoo
drawmyhearton_fml 3
When you are bored, just use the internet. Unlike almost every guys, it Last for hours!
DaKillaMafia 2
I saw that article too on yahoo.
SoultheWolf 19
That study came out years ago... But thats not the only thing that they find people would rather have more then sex. They did a study that said people could not live a month without internet, a phone, and a bed more then people said they couldn't live without sex.
OfficeNinja 5
That would be a major conundrum for me. See, I need the Internet at my job, and at home for when I telecommute. On the other hand, sex is fun. Now if I don't work I don't get paid, if I don't get paid I become homeless, and if I become homeless I start to stink like a rotting Sasquatch, and if I stink like a rotting Bigfoot I will not get any sex. So can I choose sex with a woman who is already rich, so I don't have to work anymore?
Maht_fml 0
Internet
ehllychan 10
..says the person who came right to the internet to talk about how it sucks that her boyfriend likes the internet so much. Ironic much? I'd absolutely choose the internet. It has so many practical uses along with entertainment any time I want, while sex is only for fun and only at certain times, when the partner is available, for a limited time only. Not to mention what was already said: internet can get you sex, but sex can't get you internet.