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Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by RZ (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Haha! She is probably tired of hearing about all the wonderful things sex is good for. According to my husband blow jobs are a cure all for coughing, sore throats, colds, flu, aches & pains, and the list goes on and on.

#2 - On 03/07/2012 at 12:47pm by grannygruber

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U got owned!

#1 - On 03/07/2012 at 12:46pm by moneybagz131

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